Our Products
- Alicorn Tears
- Angel Powder
Our most popular product. Upon taking, users describe feeling "light, airy, and euphoric." Users also report an increase in the desire to attend parties or other social events while the drug is active. However, instead of the aforementioned social effect, occasionally users will feel the desire to continue work on an unfinished project as well as having the willpower to do so.
Side effects include but are not limited to: dancing naked in the rain during winter, tending to your neighbors garden while ignoring the state of your own, and glittery diarrhea.
One of our most recent products, it is a powder intended to be lightly sprinkled over food. Its effects include a slight increase in the desire to listen to music, and a more appreciative feeling toward said music. Due to this, it is often used in conjunction with our Alicorn Tears product. It may also slightly improve the flavors of the food used to consume it.
Side effects include dizziness, vivid dreams, and engaging in arguments about the best or worse music genres.
WARNING: Overuse in a dish may ruin its taste, making it nearly impossible to eat. Will make bad cooking or disliked flavors worse. Overuse in a dish will also prevent the desired effects from taking effect. Please add after cooking, as adding during cooking will render the drug useless.